Women’s t-shirt - Every Mouldy Biscuit

The tee is for those who appreciate the finer things in life—like expired snacks

Rep up your style with the “Every Mouldy Biscuit Has Its Own Vroom Vroom Cheese” Tee! This shirt celebrates the age-old Caribbean wisdom that says, just like every stale frowzy biscuit has its mouldy match, every cheesy situation deserves a little speed.

How the two are romantically matched-you’ll have to ask the senior folks in the Caribbean where the saying materialised, because there are other quotes that are just as random!

The tee is for those who appreciate the finer things in life—like expired snacks (not keen myself) and the thrill of the open road (maybe)—and besides it is the perfect blend of quirky and questionable. Wear it and show the world that when life gives you mouldy biscuits, you hit the gas and find the cheese

Size Guide

Centimeters

Bust: Measure around the fullest part of your torso, just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure around your waistline.

Hips: Measure around the fullest part of your hips.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Product Specification

Certified Organic Cotton top, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed in the UK with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.